me for the past half hour: WHY ISN’T THIS FUCKING WORKING?!!?!
He photobombed them so they stagebombed him.[~]
'no one can resist my butt' a book by ross lynch
Ashton: Do you guys wanna hear a funny story? Yes, so just recently it was Calum Hoods 18th birthday. So we were writing our album with Mr. John Feldy back in, uh, America and uh… Calum got a stripper. Hold on, hold on-
Calum: Not a male one!
Ashton: That’s not all, that’s not all. The stripper, okay, her name was Sparkles. Cliche name for a stripper, I know, I would of gone with Candy Apple or something like that. But anyway, so this stripper goes up to Calum. Approaches him very slowly and sexually. She actually fills his underwear with money and then rips them off.
Calum: they were a good pair of underwear!
Ashton: I don’t know why I told you that but I thought you needed to know.
Calum: I was legitimately angry.
Ashton: It was the most awkwardest thing I’d ever seen in my life. Anyway, happy birthday, Calum for the 50th time!
there are two kinds of people x